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Personality Disorder Test Results Paranoid |||||||||||||||| 70% Schizoid |||||||||| 34% Schizotypal |||||||||||||||| 66% Antisocial |||||||||||||||| 66% Borderline |||||||||||||||| 70% Histrionic |||||||||||||||| 66% Narcissistic |||||||||| 38% Avoidant |||||||||||| 50% Dependent |||||||||||| 50% Obsessive-Compulsive |||||||||||||||| 70%

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Advanced Global Personality Test Results Extraversion |||||||||||||||||| 76% Stability |||| 20% Orderliness |||||||||||||| 60% Accommodation |||||||||||| 50% Interdependence |||||||||||||||| 63% Intellectual |||||||||||||||| 70% Mystical |||||||||||||||| 63% Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 83% Religious |||||||||||||||||||| 83% Hedonism |||||||||||||||||||| 83% Materialism |||||||||||| 50% Narcissism |||||| 30% Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||||| 83% Work ethic |||||||||||||| 56% Self absorbed |||||||||||| 50% Conflict seeking |||||||||||| 50% Need to dominate |||||||||||||||| 70% Romantic |||||||||||||| 56% Avoidant |||||| 23% Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||| 76% Wealth |||||||||| 36% Dependency |||||||||||||||| 63% Change averse |||||||||||||| 56% Cautiousness |||||||||||||| 56% Individuality |||||||||||||||||| 76% Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Peter pan complex |||||||||| 36% Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 83% Physical Fitness || 10% Histrionic |||||||||||||||||| 76% Paranoia |||||||||||||||||| 76% Vanity |||||| 30% Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Female cliche |||||||||||| 43%

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Advanced Big 45 Personality Test Results Gregariousness ||||||||||||||||||||| 62% Sociability |||||||||||||||||| 58% Assertiveness ||||||||||||||||||||| 66% Poise ||||||||||||||| 42% Leadership ||||||||||||||||||||| 62% Provocativeness |||||||||||||||||| 54% Self-Disclosure ||||||||||||||||||||| 66% Talkativeness ||||||||||||||||||||| 62% Group Attachment ||||||||||||||||||||| 62% Extroversion |||||||||||||||||| 59% Understanding |||||||||||||||||||||||| 74% Warmth ||||||||||||||||||||| 62% Morality ||||||||||||||||||||| 66% Pleasantness ||||||||||||||| 50% Empathy ||||||||||||||||||||| 66% Cooperation ||||||||||||||||||||| 66% Sympathy ||||||||||||||||||||| 66% Tenderness ||||||||||||||||||||| 62% Nurturance ||||||||||||||||||||| 66% Accommodation ||||||||||||||||||||| 64% Conscientiousness |||||||||||||||||| 58% Efficiency ||||||||||||||| 42% Dutifulness |||||||||||| 38% Purposefulness ||||||||||||||| 50% Organization |||||||||||||||||||||||| 74% Cautiousness |||||||||||| 34% Rationality ||||||||||||||||||||| 70% Perfectionism |||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 90% Planning |||||||||||||||||| 54% Orderliness |||||||||||||||||| 56% Stability ||||||||| 30% Happiness ||||||||| 30% Calmness ||||||||| 30% Moderation ||||||||||||||| 46% Toughness |||||||||||| 38% Impulse Control ||||||||| 30% Imperturbability ||||||||| 22% Cool-headedness ||||||||||||||| 42% Tranquility ||||||||| 30% Emotional Stability |||||||||||| 33% Intellect ||||||||||||||||||||| 62% Ingenuity ||||||||||||||||||||| 66% Reflection ||||||||||||||||||||| 66% Competence |||||||||||||||||| 58% Quickness ||||||||||||||||||||| 70% Introspection |||||||||||||||||| 58% Creativity |||||||||||||||||||||||| 78% Imagination |||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 82% Depth ||||||||||||||||||||| 70% Openmindedness ||||||||||||||||||||| 67%

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Instinctual Variant Test Results Sexual |||||||||||||||||||||||| 74% Social |||||||||||||||||| 54% Self Preservation ||||||||| 26%

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Enneagram Test Results Type 1 Perfectionism |||||||||||||||| 66% Type 2 Helpfulness |||||||||||||| 54% Type 3 Image Focus |||||||||||| 42% Type 4 Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||| 70% Type 5 Detachment |||||||||||||||||| 78% Type 6 Anxiety |||||||||||||||| 62% Type 7 Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 66% Type 8 Aggressiveness |||||||||||||||| 70% Type 9 Calmness |||||| 30%

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Brain Lateralization Test Results

Right Brain (50%) The right hemisphere is the visual, figurative, artistic, and intuitive side of the brain. Left Brain (46%) The left hemisphere is the logical, articulate, assertive, and practical side of the brain

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ENFJ - "Persuader". Outstanding leader of groups. Can be aggressive at helping others to be the best that they can be. 2.5% of total population.

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Main type	Variant

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Enneagram Test Results Type 1 Perfectionism |||||||||||| 50% Type 2 Helpfulness |||||||||||||| 53% Type 3 Image Awareness |||||||||||||||||| 73% Type 4 Sensitivity |||||||||||||||||||| 83% Type 5 Detachment |||| 16% Type 6 Anxiety |||||||||||||||| 66% Type 7 Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 66% Type 8 Aggressiveness |||||||||||||||| 66% Type 9 Calmness |||||| 30% Your main type is 4 Your variant is sexual

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Main Type	Overall Self

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Enneagram Test Results Type 1 Perfectionism |||||||||||||| 54% Type 2 Helpfulness |||||||||||||| 51% Type 3 Image Focus |||||||||||||||||| 74% Type 4 Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||||| 79% Type 5 Detachment |||||| 24% Type 6 Anxiety |||||||||||||||||| 71% Type 7 Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 68% Type 8 Aggressiveness |||||||||||||||| 64% Type 9 Calmness |||||||||||| 44% Your main type is 4 Your variant is sexual

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I'm angry all the time and I don't know why. I don't know how to enjoy life. I don't know how to be thankful. I feel sad. I feel hurt. I feel hopeless. I wish I felt happy. I wish I felt optimistic. I wish I was thankful. I wish I felt loved. I wish I was more loving. I wish I was a little more like this.

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The "Willy Wonka" candy corporation has decided to follow in the footsteps of it's biggest retailer, WalMart. After a closed door meeting with representatives from Walmart's Legal Department and a Spokesperson for the Wonka Corporation, Wonka Corp went public with its bold plans to pick up shop and move its candy factories to China. Spokespersons from both companies insist that this is a positive move for all concerned parties. However, the Union of Oompah-Loompahs are outraged by this "travestshamockary" and refuse to "go down like that". Within a few hours of Wonka Corp's announcement, a formal work strike was declared. A representative for the Union of Oompah-Loompahs was overheard, at an emergency Union meeting, shouting from the podium in chant-like repetition, "We're people TOO!!!". The Willy Wonka Corporation has countered with plans for a new hybrid of candy workers, the Asian-Oompah-Loompah, that is much more productive and cost effective. Wonka Corp released this video, during a press conference yesterday, to "show the world the next generation of candy makers".